DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID???? They found little bowties for Tuxedo Cats somewhere on the Web, the perverts.

Do you KNOW what used to happen to kids who wore them back in their generation!? There was a REASON!

Yeah, yeah, I'm neutered, I know.

But, you know, after a while I started to kind of get into it...


So, I got to like it, and wondered if there were BETTER ones around. You see, this web special twists off-center and ruins the formal effect of my perfect Tuxedo Paint Job.

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